Funny Valentine's Day Card, Make My Oyster Moister Sarcastic Valentine Card, Instant Download, Printable Card for Spouse Husband Wife Lover

Turn up the heat this Valentine’s Day with this daring 5" x 7" printable card featuring the cheeky and suggestive phrase, "You make my oyster moister." Perfect for someone who loves a little risqué humor, this bold design is available as an instant download, ready to print at home or your local print shop. It fits standard A7 envelopes and gives you space inside to add a personal (or equally spicy) message, making it a Valentine’s card they won’t forget!

Perfect for couples, or anyone who loves a good pun. Add your personal hand-written message inside for an extra heartfelt touch. Spread the love and brighten someone’s day with this unique, printable Valentine’s card!

Save time and money by printing your own cards seamlessly at home. Print these over and over for years to come.

What's included in your order:
- Ready-to-Print PDF file containing greeting card (prints on 8.5" x 11" paper)
- Size: 5" x 7" when folded, fits standard A7 envelopes.
- Once printed, card has a design on the front and a blank interior for your own special message!

How it works:
1. Download your file instantly under "Purchases & Reviews" in your Etsy account (webpage, not app)
2. Print onto 8.5" x 11" paper (we recommend cardstock for best results)
3. Fold in half for a perfect 5" x 7" foldable card
4. Write your own message inside and deliver! :)

Purchase - Download - Print - Fold - Enjoy!

Please Note:
- This is a digital file only; no physical products will be shipped to you.
- For best results, we recommend printing on cardstock and trimming with a paper slicer
- For personal use only, not for resale. No refunds, but please message us if you have any issues with your downloads (we are happy to help!).

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